Comments on: Yuck.

By: Manservant Steve

Manservant Steve — Fri, 02 Sep 2005 17:13:08 +0000

Three cheers for bringing the word ‘cooter’ back to it’s once proud glory. It’s just damn fun to say, isn’t it? Cooooooo-turrrrrrr!

I plan on trying to singlehandedly bring “poontang” back into the vernacular of society. Because it’s fun to say as well, plus all of the ‘tang’ OJ references that can be expolited.

Coming soon – the return of the ‘bearded clam’!!!!

By: Alison

Alison — Fri, 02 Sep 2005 01:11:29 +0000

I’ve not read Jane since they interviewed Justin Timberlake and had a bad time at it. So, to retaliate to him for making such a bad impression, they put as a headline on the cover something like “I’m Really Really Gay: A Hollywood A-Lister Confesses, page 125″. Then, turning to 125, it was their JT interview. The thought that they would use a gay joke and call someone gay (on the cover no less) because they had a bad interview turned me from the publication. I do like bitch and bust.

By: R.

R. — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 19:50:55 +0000

I dislike Jane magazine. Too many androgenous stick figures. I once read an article in Jane magazine about how… “I once like dated this guy who was a conservative asshole but he was like Libertarian so you shouldn’t vote Libertarian because they are all like jerks and stuff.” So much for the informed female vote that’s supposed to save America.

Bitch magazine is banned from the commode.

I like Bust magazine. Bust taught me that I could cut the tips off lemons and put them in a bra to make large natural looking nipples. I don’t know when I’ll need large natural looking nipples but damn they look fine.

Ladies, do you have Cardboard Cooteroma?

Wow. Just… Wow.

By: steward

steward — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 23:12:05 +0000

http://www.tampax.com/en_us/pages/common.shtml?pageid=tf0001

“Tampax Fresh – the only cardboard tampon that doesn’t smell like cardboard.”

I guess that’s why they have to scent it… the cardboard smell overwhelms both the blood smell and the cooter smell…