Meme.

07 October 05 | 3 comments

Instructions: Google “[your name] needs” and post the top 10 results.

My results:

1. Dana Needs a Friend
2. Dana needs some breathing room
3. [What] Dana needs most of all is a highly structured family
4. Dana needs a lot of help
5. Dana needs to download slots. She hopes that her friend Steve will help.
6. Dana needs a career boost.
7. Dana needs to give these guys a good talking to.
8. Dana needs housekeepers.
9. Dana Needs New Headshots and Voiceover Demos.
10. Dana needs to test out her new device which measures volcanic activity

  1. coffee’s avatar

    coffee on 07 October 05 at 3:32 pm

    Wow, googling for coffee is pretty boring, and googling for my real name gets 0 results.

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  2. Steve’s avatar

    Steve on 07 October 05 at 4:25 pm

    1) Steve needs a permanent home (well DUH…)
    2) Steve needs a friend (Hey look, we’re lonely and needy together! Except yours is #1, so you win)
    3) Steve needs Steve Clemons Web Site (I guess that universe guy thinks I’m gay as well)
    4) Steve needs to to confirm corruption in the Republican party (or get my piece of the action)
    5) Steve needs screensavers (I’ll keep my matrix one, thanks)
    6) Steve needs a real commission with subpeona powers (Okay…..)
    7) Steve needs to remain in contact with siblings (He’s coming by for Thanksgiving – co-inky-dink?)
    8) Steve needs professional web designers (An internet connection would help too)
    9) Steve needs urgent prayer (Yeah, I’ll get the faith later)
    10) Steve doesn’t need your dirty money to feel good about herself (OK, that’s just too wierd to even comment on).

    Incredibly, despite the overwhelming presence of porn on the net, and the underwhelming presence of anything pronographic in my apartment, does the phrase “Steve needs to get laid” show up.

    My life, such as it is. :)

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  3. FlippyO’s avatar

    FlippyO on 07 October 05 at 10:39 pm

    1. flippy needs angermanegment(sic) – some days more than others, yeah.
    2. Flippy Needs Our Help !! – What kind of help?
    3. Flippy needs to get a taste of his own medicine in a future episode. — I wonder what my medicine is?
    4. Flippy needs to kill Lumpy someday – funny in a way. I just finished a fantasy baseball league in which my brother won by a large margin; his team name was the Lumpy Rutherfords.
    5. Wow! Flippy needs help! – Yes, yes, I know I need help.
    6. Flippy needs to study what the Mayor of Hartford, CT is doing to reenergize his city. – Or not.
    7. Flippy needs to be shot in the head! – Yikes, that’s drastic. I don’t even know what I did.
    8. Flippy needs to get off his ass and kick kyle out. – Kyle is my nephew and he doesn’t live with me. Plus, I like him. And you can hardly kick out a 14 year old.
    9. Flippy needs your Help to return home – Home is where the heart is, man.
    10. Flippy Needs new home – If someone else is paying, sure, why not?

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