No Cred.

28 November 05 | 2 comments

Coffee likes to play all “innocent” and tell me I’ve corrupted him over the time we’ve been together. I always roll my eyes and declare it not true.

Tonight he lost all his potential “innocent cred” by informing me that he wasn’t sure of the NAME of the woman he slept with prior to me until after they boinked. She had told him, but he couldn’t remember it.

Who knew my husband was such a trampy ho?

:)

  1. Dana’s avatar

    Dana on 28 November 05 at 9:02 pm

    Now, sit back and let’s watch him try to defend himself. Heeee!

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  2. coffee’s avatar

    coffee on 28 November 05 at 9:03 pm

    I could try and justify this by mentioning that it always takes me a while to learn names, and to make things worse, her name was a name I’d never even heard before. Additionally we met online and while we’d been emailing for a month we didn’t exchange names until we’d met. Heck, names didn’t get brought up until a few hours after we’d met.

    But the best justification I can think of is this woman was also the first woman I’d slept with. When you’re losing your virginity, who has time for names?

    And at the very least, with only two sexual partners these days, that has to buy me some innocence points.

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