- Some birds use Coffee to orientate themselves during migration.
- Coffee has a bifurcated penis.
- Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Coffee are all berries.
- Coffee can taste with his feet.
- Scientists believe that Coffee began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
- If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Coffee!
- Baskin Robbins once made Coffee flavoured ice cream.
- In his entire life, Coffee will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
- More people are killed by Coffee each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
- If you drop Coffee from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
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