Your attention to this important matter is greatly appreciated.
Effective immediately, please commence using the phrase, “Man Meat” in your daily conversations.
Bonus points if you can work it into conversation at the office.
Double bonus points if you can say it to, or in front of, one of your parents.
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A great (and definitely underused) phrase!
For a classic movie reference, watch “The Sure Thing” (an old John Cusack flick). To summarize the scene, his roomate’s letter to Penthouse Forum accidently gets switched for his english paper, and the teacher reads it out in class (trust me, it’s not a sit-commish as it sounds). The final part of the letter she reads goes “For the sake of clarity, I must point out that I am relatively well equipped, with nine inches of solid man-meat”.
I don’t know what I found funnier – hearing the phrase “solid man-meat” for the first time, or hearing that nine inches is “relatively” well equipped.
It’s lines like that in movies that have kept the market for Ford Mustangs viable all of these years.
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Just for you I called my mom and asked her if she’s been getting any man meat now that she and my dad are over their colds.
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I love you guys. :)
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