Don’t Make Me Slap You.

28 June 06 | 3 comments

Dear People Who Play SudokuCombat Against Me,

You people are POOR FUCKING LOSERS. Leaving the game when I have only 2 spots left to fill, killing my chances at gaining some points and then freaking out and disappearing any time we’re connected for a future game? YOU SUCK, YOU BIG WHINY BABIES.

Love,
Dana

  1. Jo’s avatar

    Jo on 28 June 06 at 10:25 pm

    Heh heh heh.

    I don’t leave. No no no. I’ll stay for a freaking HOUR if need be. Cause I’m just that kind of SUDOKU MACHINE.

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  2. Dana’s avatar

    Dana on 28 June 06 at 11:31 pm

    Oh, I WILL totally kick your ass around the easy level ANY TIME YOU WANT, bitch! BRING. IT. ON.

    Heeeeee!

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  3. Steve’s avatar

    Steve on 29 June 06 at 10:54 am

    Balance the need for points with the glorious feeling of making the little bitches flee at the mere sight of the name “DANA” – Sudoko goddess!

    As much as I love winning bar bets playing Merit Touchscreen games, I love watching them renege on their bets once I log in as “BIGFATWOP”, and seeing their eyes bug out going “Oh, YOU’RE that guy – ummmmm, I’ve gotta go now!”, since I own almost all of the top scores on most games.

    Fear is delicious. Even more than free beer. :)

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