Denial.

Coffee says that I’m sick.

I have a sore throat, phlegm!, a hearty cough, a drippy nose and a general feeling of malaise.

I say that I am:

- healthfully-challenged
- a little under the weather

But I am not sick. NOT SICK. DO YOU HEAR ME?

  1. coffee’s avatar

    … There’s so many things I could say, but I can’t seem to choose. I have become the philosopher’s dog.

    Reply