The Week of The Midgets.

Cancer (June 21-July 21)
You’ll feel significant this week, like the son of God — who is, after all, the reason for the season. You’ll feel ready to grab some fishermen, a fallen woman and a midget and set off in search of good times. If you encounter any drag-assing from them along the way, they’re probably just tired from all the shopping. You’re a natural-born leader, so pump them up with a pep talk and the promise of lots of frankincense and myrrh.

(Nerve)