Why Coffee Rolls His Eyes At Me.

25 April 07 | 2 comments

It is 5:30 and class starts at 6:30. This means I have one hour until class starts.

The drive from home to class is, at the very most, 15 minutes. This means I have 45 minutes to spare.

I need to stop for gas on the way. Getting gas takes 10 minutes at the very most. This means I have 35 minutes to spare.

I should probably change out of my jamma pants and brush my hair. That will take 5 minutes. I have 30 minutes to spare.

Thirty minutes does not seem like an adequate amount of “wiggle room” and thus, I am fighting the urge to leave the house RIGHT NOW. Instead, I am going to eat more peanuts and pretend to read blogs for 10 minutes, thus giving me 20 minutes of leeway.

20 minutes oughta’ be ok, right?

  1. Annika’s avatar

    Annika on 25 April 07 at 6:25 pm

    Coffee’s meeting you there, right? So I’m thinking you can leave now. You just have to park in an alley or something and watch for his car. When he gets there, you can follow him to park and be like, “Oh! We got here at the same time! Isn’t that funny? Ha ha!”

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  2. Sylvain’s avatar

    Sylvain on 25 April 07 at 6:52 pm

    mmmmm…peanuts. Wait what was the question?

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