They Knew I Was Watching, It’s Okay.

Yesterday I played voyeur and watched some amazing humping take place in my backyard. Gleeful, cheerful, enthusiastic humping.

One might even say they were boinking like bunnies.

Because they were bunnies. Boinking. In my yard.

And I swear to you, if bunnies could giggle, they’d have been laughing the whole time. Hopping around, leaping on each other, wiggling their little powder-puff bums..

Sure, it was the least erotic mating-ritual I’ve ever witnessed, but man, it was one helluva happy romp. It was downright playful.

Quite inspiring, I should say. All sex should be that playful and giggly.