You’re It.

We are raising a nation of namby-pamby kids, unable to resolve conflicts or function in the world because there’s a damn ban on everything remotely controversial.

Hear, hear!

  1. R.’s avatar

    No, no, this is good for us.

    Since all these kids have been trained to be docile passive aggressive lumps it makes it that much easier for us old timers to take advantage of them. They are walking (well, rolling is probably more accurate) sacks of water and insecurity. All we have to do is nail that insecurity to the wall in public, give them some bullshit soundbite fix and take their money – again and again and again.

    If they get uppity just turn them against one another – the ignorant bastards won’t be able to focus long enough to know they’re getting played.

    Sure, we’ll get a few school shootings and plenty of teen suicides – but hey, we were here first and retirement isn’t going to pay for itself!

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