Anyone Want Some Crap?

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Move the furniture around. In fact, why not move some of it right through the front door and out of your life? If we’re lucky, this will get you in the mood to launch a purge of everything that no longer belongs under your roof. Maybe you could throw a Simplification Party, complete with an exorcism. Or corral your friends for a haul-it-all- away caravan to the garbage dump. I don’t care how you do it, Cancerian. Just get rid of all knick-knacks, wall hangings, funny mirrors, broken dreams, balls and chains, and formerly cute mementoes that have lost their cuteness. It’s time to liberate your home.

(Freewill Astrology.)

1 comment

  1. Andrew’s avatar

    No, keep it all until you have kids. That’s when they’ll start collecting all THEIR treasures – feathers, shiny rocks, ball bearings they found on the ground, random bones from long-deceased animals, handfuls of dandelions (and/or any other flower that can be found in quantity), pinecones, sticks (oh, the sticks), pieces of ribbon…

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