Pink?

To the person who found my blog by searching, “how can I make my inner labia pink instead of brown”, please stop looking for the answer. Not just on my blog, but anywhere else. Stop.

If you’re looking for the answer because you’re uncomfortable with the colour, please know that porn and the mainstream media is not giving you an accurate portrayal of your girlie bits. They come in all colours, shapes, sizes, textures… honest. Cross my heart. I bet yours are perfectly pretty in whatever shade of pink/brown/white/black/yellow they happen to be.

And if you’re looking to change the colour because someone else – male or female – has suggested that you should look into doing so, please consider whether this is someone who deserves to see that part of your body EVER AGAIN. (Hint: they don’t deserve it.)