The DRAMA.

Maymo grabbed a “gummy shark” out of his bag of candy and placed it in my mouth.

I immediately started screaming, “AH! AH! IT’S GOT MY TONGUE!” while trying to ‘pull’ it out by the tail.

He started screaming at the top of his lungs, “SWALLOW IT BEFORE IT EATS YOU! MOM! MOM! MOOOM! SWALLOW IT BEFORE IT EATS YOU!”

… and I laughed so hard I almost spit it out.