Totally Random.

If you don’t go download this mp3 and listen to it immediately, I will cry.

Ah, hell, just download the entire Best of Bootie 2005. It’s been on repeat the past few days around here because it makes me giggle. Then go download the other albums, too.

Do you want to know about my sex life? Like, beyond what you already know? Because I cannot imagine anyone is overly interested in that.. but hey, I’m asking anyway.

Can someone explain to me why the kids require food every day? And not just ONCE a day but MULTIPLE times per day?

I took a shower today. This, in and of itself, is pretty exciting. But I actually remembered to not condition my hair so that, when Coffee gets home tonight, we can slather my head in bleach and prepare to restore my hair to PINK! instead of “meh-pink-grey-brown”. Wheeehaaaw!

I located my very dark purple nail polish. I am going to chop off my long-ish nails and file ‘em down and paint them. It saddens me greatly that I cannot find any NYX nail polish anywhere in Canada because, holy crap, that stuff LASTS.

Now that the majority of my office is tidy, I really want to tackle the more minor details like my craft baskets (so they’d be organized by craft instead of random crap thrown into plastic bins).

In the very near future I am going to be purchasing eyeglasses from this company. I will get back to you with a review of the process and results.

The two younger kids went out to the park and splash-park today and had a picnic with their babysitter and his mom (my friend Deb). Oldest One stayed home as a consequence of being a dick. Do you think it will start to sink in for him? Maybe? Sometime? PLEASE?

I really like people named Deb. I keep meeting more of ‘em that I quite like…

I also really love WNET.

Okay, must go make some food for the herd now. Coffee will hopefully come home soon, too.