July 2008

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After yesterday – complete with weeping, wailing, plenty of snot and other miserable crap – I am making a conscious decision to power through my current mood. Not because I’m specifically feeling better but because I refuse to sink…

So let’s talk about good stuff, ok?

  • Yesterday, Coffee made me a lemon cake with vanilla frosting. That’s what I was craving so that’s what I asked for and that’s what he made. It was absolutely everything I wanted and then some and I’m pretty sure I made orgasm noises the whole time I ate it because, hello, NOM NOM NOM.
  • For my birthday, I bought myself some Sharpie PENS. That’s right – not markers, but PENS. I also bought a new notebook and a new binder and, ohmygod, I love school supplies.
  • Melle offered to babysit on Saturday so Coffee and I can go out for sushi. It’s good, for her at least, that she made this offer through email and not in person because I’d seriously have climbed into her lap and licked her face with my sheer, outrageously over-the-top glee.
  • And so, y’know, that means I’ll be eating sushi on Saturday!
  • The library alerted me to a big stack of holds they procured for me – including some kids’ books by Mo Willems, my hero – and I picked them up yesterday so I can start devouring them. Mmmmmmmm… books!
  • Did I mention the lemon cake? Yes? It’s in my office, right now. I’m not sharing it with anyone. (But we’ll have cupcakes or something on the weekend that the kids can share..) So I’m going to eat some lemon cake for breakfast today!
  • Facebook now has “Sudoku Challenge” which, okay, I know it’s just a game, but ZOW! Yeeehaaaaw! Wheeeee!
  • Are you my friend on Facebook yet? Please be my friend on Facebook.Then we can play SUDOKU!
  • Jo has been starting up endless games of Sudoku with me and oh, man, that makes me smile!
  • Today I am going to sew. I don’t care if I have to duct tape the kids to the wall while I do it, either. My wrist is feeling well enough that I think I can at least sew a few straight lines and so what if I don’t finish anything today?
  • I have THE prettiest fabric with which to make a skirt. I have also have some FOE with hearts on it – and yes, I realize it’s technically made for underpants but no one will see it anyway and it’s SO PRETTY.
  • The kids had a “sleepover” in Oldest One’s room last night. The great thing about sleepovers is that they go to bed at around 8:30 and they don’t come out until morning. And they LOVE sleepovers.
  • It’s 9:09 and none of the kids are awake yet.
  • I fed them all chips for lunch yesterday. It does not appear to have stunted their growth.
  • It’s Thursday, which means it’s almost Friday, which means it’s almost the WEEKEND.
  • I am so very loved.
  • I have the best husband in the entire world.
  • 33 is a pretty good age, I think. It’s not 40, of course, but I’ll get there in time.

It Is.

So today’s my birthday. Ta-da!

Thank you for all the comments yesterday and the birthday wishes and all the good stuff you guys sent in my direction.

As much as I hoped I’d wake up this morning feeling like I’d been a little ‘dramatic’ yesterday, the truth is that I was in tears a few minutes after I woke up and it hasn’t really gone away yet.

The kids have no idea that it’s my birthday despite them commenting yesterday that “tomorrow is Mom’s birthday! yay!” While I’d normally feel kind of hurt by this slight, I’m surprisingly okay with it. As Coffee said: they’re kids. They can barely remember their own birthdays without being reminded.

This means less time spent pretending to be celebratory today when I’m totally not feeling it.

I know. I can’t believe I wrote that, either. But I did.

Today I’m going to shove the kids into the car and hit the library (some holds have arrived for me!) and see if I can do some sewing (my wrist may just cooperate!) and, if I’m feeling totally crazy, I might go pick up some more hanging folders so I can finish filing the papers that are all over the floor in my office (albeit in neat stacks).

But I learned something last night – and reminded myself of it this morning – and now I will share it with you.

When you are weepy, and you need to quickly wipe your eyes/face, do NOT grab a menthol-filled kleenex. Your eyes will indeed stop weeping but they’ll move on to just plain stinging and acheing and watering like mad. And you will forget that you were weepy and instead wonder if you will be permanently blinded.

See? With age comes knowledge

Almost.

Tomorrow is my birthday. I will be 33 years old.

This is the first time I’ve had absolutely no enthusiasm for my own birthday; normally I’m pretty keen on the celebrating and the cake and the “do something fun!” and I suck up ever drop of birthday joy that I can possibly uncover.

For the first time ever, I just don’t feel like there’s anything to look forward to or anything to celebrate about my birthday.

In fact, I’m kind of dreading it.

Coffee will be working, as always on a weekday, and not getting home until around 7:30. Then we start the bedtime routine for the kids, at 8pm. The last kid gets into bed at 10pm.

And then we go to sleep, ourselves, since the alarm goes off early the next morning again.

The kids will be home all day – fighting and arguing and crying and demanding food and entertainment. They, like all kids, don’t really care about things that don’t have anything to do with themselves.

It may be my birthday tomorrow, but they’re more concerned about whether I’ll take them somewhere or whose side I’ll take in their latest disagreement.

(I don’t say this with any judgment – it’s just the way kids are.. mine and others’.)

Coffee and I had planned to go out on the weekend – for sushi, in fact, nothing extravagant or wild – but our babysitter will be away for a week. So that’s not happening.

The budget doesn’t have room for any fancy gifts and, even if it did, when would I have time to enjoy them?

The things I’d likely enjoy most would require me to be home, alone, for the day. Some time to read a book and leisurely eat a sandwich and gather my sanity… Or maybe a day spent with Coffee so I can remember what I’m like as a non-mother. So he can remind me of myself, as a human being, and not the source of all life’s solutions for 3 small people.

And where, exactly, would the children go for this? I can barely get them to stay outside for more than 5 minutes without someone coming into the house to complain that someone hit someone else or it’s too hot or they’re bored. Not happening.

See, now this sounds like some sort of a complaints list. It’s not. It’s perhaps that, at times, the whole deal of parenting makes me feel completely lost.

I am no longer me – I’m someone’s mother. Constantly responsible. Constantly cleaning and organizing and wrangling and unable to go somewhere for even a few minutes without having to tell someone to stop that, quit that, PUT THAT DOWN.

In the library, I have to grab things as quickly as I possibly can before the meltdowns happen. Before one kid goes running, screaming, across the library. Before another kid starts to cry. Before another has a temper tantrum.

In the store, I have to will myself to ignore them – literally – if I hope to get even the simplest of things accomplished. And even then they ask for candy and gum and why are we taking so long and can we go home now and why do we need to buy this thing and what’s that over there and mom, he’s over there and he didn’t ask if he could go over there and why can’t we go home now?

Let me say this: I have really good kids. They have their own quirks, of course, but they are not terrors. They are not terrible children or badly behaved. I recognize this and I recognize how much harder this could all be and I recognize how good I have it.

They’re just kids.

If I am not hanging out with them, and if I send them outside, I feel guilty.

If I let them watch a movie or play with the DS’ for any length of time, I feel guilty.

If I am irritable from hours of kid-ness, I feel guilty.

If I tell Coffee that I’m overwhelmed, I feel guilty.

If I seek time to myself to read or sew or lie still, I feel guilty.

And more and more of me leaks away with each passing moment.

I joke about the fact that my hair needs dye and my eyebrows need waxing and that I feel frumpy and maternal and that I wish I could fix it. But I don’t know what that something is or if it even exists. It’s beyond my roots and eyebrows. It’s beyond my t-shirts and jeans.

We can’t afford to send the kids to camp at $300/each per week. We can’t afford a babysitter so I can take a weekday afternoon to myself. We’re not broke, by any means, but we are careful with our money.

And Coffee is already complaining that after working all day, all week, he doesn’t get any time for himself either. He’s working overtime lately as a result of some changes at work.

Part of me is jealous. As much as he reminds me that, at work, he’s not exactly whiling away the time with a cup of coffee and a stack of books, I imagine the heaven of having a break from the ultimate neediness of the kids. The idea of 10 hours a day in which no one cries, screams, hits someone, clings, makes weird demands, wets their pants, throws a hissy fit in the middle of the floor.. well, it sounds good.

I tell him that it’s not the job that I envy – it’s the fact that, for those 10 hours, his mind belongs to him. He can go the bathroom and not have someone asking, “What you DOING in there? WHAT bathroom things? Are you PEEING?!” and he can eat lunch without someone weeping that they don’t “liiiiiiiiiiiiiiike this lunch” as he eats.

I mean, he leaves before they’re awake most mornings. He returns in time to help tuck the youngest one into bed.

And yet if we were to change places – me working and him at home – we’d be living on about half the income we currently have. That, I suspect, would lead to a whole new kind of stress.

It’s dangerous, I know, to romanticize his side of things. It’s even more dangerous to make any comparisons.

He returns home, in fact, to a wife who has a crazed look in her eyes. One who cannot wait to make an escape to the bedroom – and who he has to drag out, minutes later, so she can say goodnight to the kids. He returns home to my litany of the day’s crappy moments. He comes home, sometimes, to my tears.

He spends his weekends trying to catch up on chores. Spend time with the kids. And trying to repeatedly drag me out of the bedroom where I’m desperately trying to save my own sanity by taking time for myself.

I knew to expect this feeling – best known as the “post-adoption blues”. The part where you mourn a bit for your previous life and wonder how to make yourself fit into the new one in a way that makes you feel like you’re doing your best, being your best.

I read about it and I researched it. I knew it would happen eventually and that, honestly, the only thing to consider was how long it would last and how I’d cope with it.

For the most part, people talk about the “post-adoption blues” as something that comes from the realization that parenting the child(ren) isn’t always fun. It’s not a storybook or a movie or some glamorous event. That’s not what I’m feeling. I knew it wasn’t always fun and I knew kids were demanding and I knew, too, that adopting three kids at once from the foster care system might be, shall we say, a bit of a challenge.

What I’m feeling is trapped in this weird alternate universe where I can’t seem to balance the things that are important. And that’s what’s making me twitchy and weepy and irritable. Because I don’t know HOW to fix this – and yet, out there in the world, there are thousands of women doing pretty much what I’m doing and they’re doing it better than I am.

I want to be a good mother. I want to raise kids who are strong, confident, independent and self-assured and, too, who know they are loved and cherished and cared for and adored.

I want to be a human being who has time to read, to sew, to create things.

I want to be a person who doesn’t feel, constantly, like she’s been run over by a truck. Someone who sleeps soundly on occasion.

I want to be the sort of person who enjoys her kids but who also gets to spend time away from them.

I want to not feel bad or guilty when I assert that this stay-at-home mother thing is hard, sometimes, and that I need help.

But I don’t know where that help is going to come from, honestly, because my friends have jobs and they have lives and some of them don’t like kids. There are no local extended family members on whom I could pawn the kids for a weekend. The kids have no interest in getting together with friends and, honestly, I can’t fathom how I’d handle them having all of their friends over here.

I can’t afford a babysitter, a daycare, a camp..

My husband is at work all day and part of the evening and wants to spend time doing thing that he, be all rights, should be able to do. And things that I want him to be able to do, too.

I’m feeling down enough that my birthday is meaningless to me – which is a sign that all is not ideal or even close to it. And writing all of this, for as long as it has taken me (with endless trips to answer the phone, open the door, close the door, let the dogs out and back in, answer questions about television…) hasn’t made me see any solutions. No end in sight.

So what do I do, oh wise internets? How do I pull my shit together again?

*Stretch*

We spent the majority of the weekend working on the kids’ rooms.

Sanding, spackling, re-sanding, washing the walls and then, finally, painting.

Now the kids have rooms that are quite suited for their future “angry-depressed-teenage psychopath” roles.

All three of them, when asked for their desired paint colour, shouted, “BLACK! BLACK! BLACK!”

And so they have black walls. Black ceilings. Black black black.

They’re living in caves.

Today, of course, Coffee has returned to work. The kids are finishing up their morning chores.

And I am trying to think up creative ways to sneak back to bed.

My back aches! My wrist aches! My shoulder aches! I think I’m high from paint fumes, still!

None of these are excellent reasons to return to bed, sadly. And there is laundry still churning in the machine and there’s a rat cage that needs cleaning and there are kids who, I am told at least, require feeding beyond the breakfast they just finished.

I hate Mondays.

For my birthday I want a Sugar Daddy.

But one who’s mostly interested in letting me nap for long, extended, beautiful hours – nothing that will require me to shave my legs.

Seeing as how that’s not likely to happen..

I’d like the universe to chip in and buy me a serger.

A new tattoo.

A fine selection of fabric with which to sew.

A HUGE selection of fabric with which to sew, in fact.

I’d like a babysitter for next weekend so I can go and eat sushi with my beloved.

A plane ticket to California would be delightful. I’d like to visit with Michelle and meet her kids.

And a nap with a stack of library books beside me for those brief moments when I’m awake. Yes.

When we moved from Stoney Creek to Kitchener (2 years ago) there were a few things I knew I’d miss. People. Places.

For the most part, though, life is all about finding new experiences and meeting new people and making new places feel like home.

I think we’ve settled nicely into the KW area. We love it here – the people, the friendliness, the little shops and restaurants that we’ve experienced.

We’ve learned to navigate the ridiculously confusing streets and to find the best grocery stores and we know (some) our neighbours. It very much feels like home.

These are important things to me.

I confess that I’m still learning where things are – from specific restaurants to specific types of clothing stores – and I’m still meeting new people and trying to find my “clan” in the area. I’m still developing interesting new friendships along the way.

The kids threw a bit of a monkey-wrench into things – ripping me away from a lot of fledgling friendships and from becoming a “regular” at more places than the sushi restaurant that knows us well.

It was expected, though, and I knew that my focus would have to shift toward making the kids feel at home. I knew I’d have to spend more nights at home than out and that my spontaneity would likely disappear.

But, again, things are starting to recover.

I’m starting to finally feel comfortable loading everyone into the car for a drive to wherever and I’m feeling much less anxious when we get to the location and all three kids suddenly bolt in opposite directions.

I’m starting to learn how to interact as an adult human being who has kids, yes, but who’s also permitted to have fun on her own. I am loosening, somewhat, my laser-focus on the children now that I can somewhat anticipate their moods and their behaviours.

For example, I finally feel okay going to someone’s house and letting the kids play quietly in another room. I know I can trust them and I know that they’ll come to me when/if they need something and, thus, I can actually relax a little and have a normal conversation.

I’m starting to feel like I can invite people over to visit. That I can accept invitations to go places and do things with people – particularly those who welcome my kids, at least during the summer.

We have a babysitter now who lives across the street.

And oh, it’s a really good feeling to have things starting to settle a bit in this new way. I feel like my sanity is returning and my stress levels are sinking and that yes, in fact, I might be an okay parent.

But there are things from our life in Hamilton, as I said, that I miss.

I miss our spontaneous trips to the beach to play in the sand and collect smooth rocks and splash a bit in the water and feed the seagulls french fries. I miss driving over the Skyway bridge and thinking, “My Dad helped make this!” and feeling close to him again.

I miss taking a trip to Ikea for something small and simple – and the time and ability to browse and wander and pick up random items. We only lived 10 minutes away.

I miss Roma pizza (oh, how I miss Roma pizza!) and the fact that we could walk across the street to the Roma Bakery and pick one up just because we didn’t feel like cooking.

I’ve been dwelling a lot on those things.

So, feeling brave, I loaded all three kids into my car yesterday and made the drive to Ikea.

And then to the beach.

And then to Roma for some pizza.

And then to Fortinos, the grocery store, to buy some organic stuff that I have yet to find in KW.

We were gone all day – playing and laughing and eating and playing some more. By the time we got home, 6 hours later, everyone was lightly toasted (or pink, in my case) and tired and happy.

And…

The kids love Roma pizza. They devoured the entire thing yesterday, save for a slice or two.

They loved the beach and the sand and the pebbles and the Hutch’s french fries. They begged me to convince Coffee to go again on the weekend so he can have fun there, again, too.

They even enjoyed Ikea.

Oldest One asked if we could move to Hamilton.

The only negative part of my day was the dead battery in my camera. Not enough juice in it for even one picture of the kids running down the beach or splashing in the (numbingly-cold) waves. But even that wasn’t enough to make a dent in the goodness of the day.

I slept like a rock last night and, even though I’m still ridiculously tired, I woke up to eat a slice of Roma pizza with my mug of coffee.

It’s raining like crazy here and it feels like the perfect day to stay inside, let the glow from our skin sink in a bit, and relax with a stack of books and some movies.

Life feels good these days. I like that.

I am trying to find a sewing pattern for a simple, pretty a-line styled dress. Something I can wear around the house. Something with, shall we say, a ’50s style to it.

The first problem is that I can’t find anything in my size.

The second problem is that I can’t find anything that’s not hideous.

If I had any sewing skills whatsoever, I’d be tempted to just start playing around until I created something I like – but, at this point, that’s a pretty dangerous thing for me to attempt.

It’s also annoying to note that my wrist is STILL hurting and thus I am not able to do any cutting for sewing and, obviously, I am thus not sewing anything at all lately and my machine is sitting there TAUNTING ME.

TAUNTING ME.

Coffee has kindly offered to cut things for me but since I get my sewing urges in the middle of the day, and he’s at work, it’s not working out that well. He won’t be thrilled if I make him cut out 5 different patterns, then the fabric, and then.. don’t sew any of it.

Meh.

Yesterday all three kids spent a huge chunk of time outside – running around, hosing each other down, and eating straight out of an 11L ice cream container that was mostly full. They ate lunch at a local restaurant (I handed them the money and told them to GO! GO! GO!) and they all had long baths before dinner.

A good day, indeed.

I did force them to do their chores (ha!) and to accompany me for a nice long ride into Mennonite Land (as I like to call it) to pick up some chicken necks from a processor in that particular ‘hood.

This morning they all slept later than usual. This pleases me greatly since today will feature another long drive out to Mennonite Land and a trip to the library. Car rides are much more pleasant for all those involved when there isn’t a large amount of weeping, screaming or shoving in the back seat, followed by someone shouting, “No, *YOU* ARE RETARDED.”

Usually the person shouting isn’t me.

I was exceedingly proud of Oldest One yesterday for recognizing – without prompting – a Guns N Roses song that came on the stereo while we were driving. In fact, I was so proud of this that I gave him a sticker on his “Great Accomplishments!” chart.

Coffee rolled his eyes at that, but really, I want the kids to grow up with CULTURE.

Recognizing Axl’s high-pitched yodeling is really a skill that I want them to have.

Next we’re going to work on recognizing a lesser-known band called “The Beatles”.

I’d like to tell you more about my parenting plans for the summer but, instead, I must go and force the kids to choke down a bowl of Fruit Loops and beer before we get started on the fine art of prison-style tattooing.

Shirk.

Middle One is, to put it bluntly, a chore-doin’ maniac. He gets up and out of bed early, runs outside to weed the front garden and sweet the sidewalk and otherwise check off everything on his list before anyone else has the wherewithal to notice.

He takes serious pride in doing his chores well – no matter how small or gross or weird they may be. Sure, we have to remind him once in a while to do X or Y, and ask if he remembered to do Z, but for the most part he works his butt off without any prompting whatsoever.

After a few days of serious effort, he’s got the entire front area under control and he now just needs to spend about 5 minutes each day maintaining his work.

The front yard and sidewalk look fabulous.

(Except the part that *I* need to do and haven’t yet found the time..)

Oldest One, on the flip side, is making me insane with his lack of chore-doing and his shitty lack of effort and his desire to basically skirt the whole thing and still get paid.

He asks for later bedtimes. He asks for more TV. He asks for more hours of World of Warcraft.

Meanwhile, when it comes to chores, he claims he “can’t do it!” and that he “tried so hard!” and that every effort is his “very best!”. He gets pissed off if we disagree. He cries if we tell him to go and do it again and, this time, do it properly.

He is particularly unhappy when we tell him that he’s not getting paid for doing a crappy job.

The world doesn’t work that way.

Since I like to be fair, I wanted to make sure I wasn’t actually asking him to do more than he was able. I’m an adult and I’m stronger, so perhaps I was being overly optimistic about Oldest One’s strengths?

To test my fairness I let Middle One do Oldest’s chores for a day. I thus proved that an 8 year old can easily do the chores that have been assigned to an 11 year old.

Pulling weeds from the vegetable garden and sweeping the back patio stones are not overly difficult tasks. Middle One was thrilled to do it (and get paid for it, too).

This caused Oldest One to sulk for a bit and then finally admit that no, he had not in fact done his best job. He had not tried very hard. He had skipped certain parts.

And now, after a few days of lackluster faked-attempts at doing the chores, Coffee and I put our feet down and informed Oldest One that he’d be spending today outdoors doing those tasks until they are really done.

While he could have spent 30 minutes per day getting things initially under control, instead he’ll be spending four hours all at once.

Or however long it takes to clear out the weeds.

He’s out there right now. He’s come in a few times to procrastinate (“Do we have a gardening hat?” “Do we have insect repellent?” “Where do we keep the X and the Y and the Z?” “Did I tell you that I found my DS game last night?” “Can I sweep the dining room now, instead?”) It’s been less than an hour of work so far and a LOT of repeated interruptions.

Meanwhile, Middle One has gone for a delightful bike ride around the neighbourhood because his chores are DONE.

Maymo is playing on the Wii because his chores are DONE.

All three boys are expected to get their chores done in the morning (except things like clearing the table after meals) and then they can spend the rest of the day doing whatever they want to do.

The same goes for me, incidentally, although my work tends to be scattered throughout the day simply by virtue of needing to make meals and do laundry and make phone calls and all the rest.

(That, and everything I do has to be worked around the kids’ activities and actions and screaming-meltdowns…)

I am so totally not impressed.

The Past.

Maymo: Mom? When you were little, were you little like me?

Me: Yup.

Maymo: You were a little boy?

Me: No, I was a little girl. Remember? I don’t have a penis!

Maymo: Were you beautiful?

Me: Yes! I definitely was!

Maymo: Did you take your hair off and kill people with it?

Me:

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