You Talkin’ To MY Kids?

The kids came inside the house to tell me that they were going to be playing in the yard instead of the park. When I asked why, they told me that a woman had accused them of stealing toys from her son and, when they said they had just arrived at the park (and thus had no chance to steal anything at all) she got snarky and said, “I SHOULD HOPE NOT. Two big kids like you stealing from my little boy!” and got up in their faces about it.

So I told the kids to wait in the driveway and made my way over to the park so I could kick that woman’s ass find out what was going on.

The woman and her kid were gone, however, so I didn’t have the chance.

What the hell?

And, also, how many times do I have to TELL you people to NOT fuck with my kids? Seriously, it’s like you WANT me to get arrested.