I Didn’t Know.

The other day I took Oldest One and Middle One to a particular store to pick up something Coffee needed. It was a really quick errand.

The clerk behind the counter was a young woman, maybe 24 years of age, who had a rather substantial set of boobies.

And they were on display within her tanktop-under-hoodie outfit.

Nothing scandalous, or inappropriate, just.. prominent.

When the clerk bent over to get a bag for our purchase from under the counter, she leaned forward slightly and I’m pretty sure I actually heard Middle One’s jaw drop. Oldest One was completely oblivious to the scene, despite standing a foot away, but Middle One was in awe.

I turned to look at him and he was fixated. Totally, completely and utterly mesmerized by the view.

This completely cracked me up because, hello, he’s eight and he’s noticing girls and, well, the open-mouthed stare was pretty darned funny.

I didn’t say anything to him – the clerk was close enough that I didn’t want to embarrass either her or Middle One – but Coffee chastised me later for not letting Middle One know the rule that you can stare but ONLY out of the corner of your eye. Y’gotta’ play it cooool.

I cannot WAIT for the boys to start dating.