In Conversation.

Coffee: I think smoking* would be the ideal way to eat hookers.

Me: Ha! Ha ha ha ha!

Coffee: Well, what would you suggest?

Me: I think I need to blog now.

(* as in turning into beef jerky.)

  1. sal’s avatar

    oh my god, i nearly choked on my (post bar) chip reading that.

    on a (semi-)related note, did you see paul mccartney on colbert saying that in an emergency the dalai lama might eat him?

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  2. R.’s avatar

    Why were you discussing eating humans?

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    1. Andrew’s avatar

      What, you’ve NEVER considered it? My roommates and I in university tried to figure out how we’d legally get some human meat to try. (Never did figure that out.)

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      1. violet’s avatar

        Actually, it started with one of those “dead hooker under the bed” conversations and went (quickly) (further) downhill from there. :)

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