Oldest One: Want to hear something stupid?
Oldest One: I got in trouble in gym today because we were playing dodgeball and Mr. P said that I was throwing the ball too hard. I mean, it’s DODGEBALL.
Me: Well, dodgeball doesn’t mean you get to beat the snot out of the other kids.
Oldest One: But it’s DODGEBALL. They’re supposed to MOVE when I’m throwing the ball. It’s stupid that I got in trouble for throwing it hard.
Me: I get what you’re saying, but..
Oldest One: I mean, it’s not MY fault I’m awesome. Seriously!