Underpants.

Oldest One noted that he needed new underwear, so we headed off to Zellers. We had stopped at a few other stores in the same plaza, so Coffee decided to put everything we’d already purchased into the car.

Coffee: Go ahead and I’ll meet you in there.

Me: Do you have any idea as to size?

Coffee: It will depend on his shoe size.

Me: Wait.. what??!

[pause]

Me: What? I thought.. wait.. we’re buying UNDERPANTS.

Coffee: Huh? Oh! Right! Yes, probably small or medium.

Me: [uncontrollable laughter] HAHAHAHA.

Coffee: Yeah.

Me: Shoe size! HAHAHAHAHA! Man, I was pretty sure that was just one those urban rumours. HAHAHAHAHA. SHOE SIZE! AHAHAHAHAH!

Coffee: [rolls eyes]

Me: [laughs the whole way into the store and then some]

Oldest One: [grins]

  1. bad mummy’s avatar

    Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I am so looking forward to that age, when The Mook gets the adult jokes.

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    1. violet’s avatar

      He doesn’t get *all* of them, yet, but it’s certainly getting funnier and funnier around here.

      I’m still giggling over that one. Heh.

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