Why He Goes To Work.

Actual snippets of emails I have sent to Coffee since he left for work this morning:

If a recipe calls for an 8×8, do you think I [can] double it and make in a 9×13?

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I still have no sound on Tweak. Nada. Zip. This isn’t a huge deal,
but I figure if I email you and tell you, I won’t have to think about
telling you anymore. Even though you’re going to say something like,
“you COULD tell me when I’m home and can do something about it,
y’know…”

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I prepared and signed the rebate forms for the furnace/AC/etc. Can you
mail them tomorrow?

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Re: mangos
New ones are 275g and the old were 250g.

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[..] how much shit do you think is going to come flying out of that dog
once the butter kicks in?

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Why is the little clock alarm in the living room set for 9 am?

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No, of course the cable wasn’t plugged in. That would be logical and
make sense. :)