You Will Cluck Like A Chicken.

I am trying – right now – to study for a psychology test.

The problem is that I’m reading about consciousness, sleep, dreaming, hypnosis and altered-states (i.e., “drugs”) which is making me unreasonably sleepy. I could also really go for a good stiff drink. Instead, I’m sipping drugs (in the form of caffeinated Dr. Pepper) and trying to increase my body temperature (to help eliminate sleepiness) by randomly jumping around.

It’s a good thing that the part about hypnosis talks about “suggestibility” – on that, at least, I clearly know my stuff.