November 2011

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Snot My Fault.

For the past week, give or take, I have awakened to find my face basically glued to my pillowcase with snot. I’m tired from waking up all night, congested and miserable and thirsty from trying to suck air in through my chapped lips.

I stagger upstairs for coffee and proceed to work my way through seemingly endless kleenex. I feel awful. It takes about 3 hours before I feel human. Literally, three hours.

Then I have a chunk of time that’s pretty decent – my nose is red and sore from blowing it but I’m otherwise not too bad. Just a bit tired. I work my way through my various tasks at home and then at work and it’s not a problem.

By 3pm, I am totally exhausted again. And the congestion is starting up all over again.

By 6pm, I’m back to blowing my nose incessantly and feeling awful.

Other than being tired, my only real symptom is snot. Snot and more snot and some additional snot for good measure. Snot. Oh, god the snot.

No fever, no sore throat, no body aches.. just snot and the related pressure in my sinuses and face.

Someone please make this go away. please?

This is absolutely what I’m like at parties.

This is probably why I do not go to many parties.

Reasonable.

I’ve now seen this list in a few places with no attribution – so I’m curious where it originated. Anyone?

At any rate, I agree with most of this. I would probably change the first one to “If you decide to get married…”

How To Be Happy.

1. Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.
2. Work at something you enjoy and that’s worthy of your time and talent.
3. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
4. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
5. Be forgiving of yourself and others.
6. Be generous.
7. Have a grateful heart.
8. Persistence, persistence, persistence.
9. Discipline yourself to save money on even the most modest salary.
10. Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.
11. Commit yourself to constant improvement.
12. Commit yourself to quality.
13. Understand that happiness is not based on possessions, power or prestige, but on relationships with people you love and respect.
14. Be loyal.
15. Be honest.
16. Be a self-starter.
17. Be decisive even if it means you’ll sometimes be wrong.
18. Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life.
19. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on your life, you’ll regret the things you didn’t do more than the ones you did.
20. Take good care of those you love.

Happy Moments.

This morning I put peanuts (in the shell) out on the porch for the various wildlife to eat for their breakfast. It was raining like crazy, but our porch is covered, so I figured the little creatures might eventually show up.

I heard the familiar screams of the bluejays (jeeez, they’re loud and bossy!) and looked out the window to see one of the BIG bluejays land with a shelled peanut in its beak – so, one that it had removed from the shell already.

A moment later, a tiny bluejay landed. The bigger one, apparently, led the baby to the porch for food.

Once the little one had picked out a peanut, the larger one flew up to the tree near our porch. The baby followed.

Repeat process.

This pleased me a thousand times over because, hello, now we have a new generation of bluejays to fatten up for winter! Whoooohoooo!

Later, I watched a squirrel and a crow walk down the sidewalk side-by-side. There is nothing funnier to me than watching wildlife stroll down sidewalks. Seriously, I come dangerously close to wetting my pants every time I see it happen – and today was no different. I think I smiled for a solid hour after that.

I read this article and was completely unsurprised but, at the same time, totally pleased to hear research back me up on my feelings that they’re brilliant creatures.

I’ve been on a roll of really good meetings lately – and today I had one that was as good, possibly better, than the rest. Completely awesome.

I live for the magical moment when I’m talking to someone and I realize that they GET IT. And not just that they get it, but they’re on board and agree with it and like it and they’re basically on my team. And seriously, I feel giddy.

That’s how today’s meeting went. Super fine.

The case of honey mustard that I ordered for Coffee’s Solstice gift finally arrived. That’s right; I bought him mustard for the holidays. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Two friends who’ve been looking for employment for a long while – longer than they’d like, to say the least – both started new jobs this week. I can’t stop grinning about this. Such good stuff.

Last Chance-ish.

If you’d like a Festive Holiday Card, as described here, you’re running out of time to send me your contact info. You can email me your name and address at miserableblissblog@gmail.com or, if you’re totally confident that I already have your correct info saved somewhere, just leave a comment on this (or the older) post.

Semi-related, I have decided that my new goal is to find a very large t-rex lawn ornament that I can decorate with lights for the winter season. I feel like this would make winter a new favourite season for me, trumping all the awful shit that has happened in the past. Seriously.

Edited to add: Actually, I’d like that large t-rex to live on my front lawn all year ’round – but I’d only have lights on her during the winter.

Edited again to add: Ohmygod, now I can’t think of anything else that I want more than this. Bee in bonnet! BEE IN BONNET!

Learn.

There is a particular lesson that I need to learn, and I am aware of it, and yet I still can’t seem to retain the lesson.  I keep finding myself discontent by the results of not learning this lesson.   What does that say about me, exactly?

Truth.

When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves. -Victor Frankl

“how many sugar free candies to make me poop”

The awfulness of yesterday has been completely eradicated by the fact that the dental floss that I love – love love love – has returned to the stores. It’s been missing for over a year and now, like magic, it’s back.

I bought 4 packages of it.

And now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and floss my cares away.

This morning, against my better judgment, I went to work. I had a brief thought – very brief – of finding a way to call in ‘sick’ simply because I knew my pants were going to be uncomfortable. But, let’s be honest, it’s a slippery slope from there to “Oh, gee, I cut my gums flossing this morning and I need to go back to bed.” Or, “Oh, no, I have a tangle in my hair and.. yeah, better go read a library book until I can cope with it!”

Realistically, there are very few days when I can call in sick without making it really crappy for my co-outreach guy, so I try avoid calling in sick at all. He’s totally cool with it if I need to do it, but I don’t want to call in that favour too often.

Anyway, I knew the pants were going to be uncomfortable, and I knew it was going to suck, so I had planned to spend the morning at the outreach location wearing jeans and, after lunch, change into my soft yoga pants for my time at the office in the afternoon.

I will need to glaze over some details in the rest of this story – first, because there are some parts that I’ve only heard (didn’t see) and others because I’m trying to manage some degree of anonymity for everyone involved AND the location where I was working (because I know all of you are itching to show up there and stalk me. Right?)

When I got to the location, I was already tired and sweaty and just wanted to sit in a chair. I felt a little nauseated. Meh. I hadn’t done anything particularly strenuous but, apparently, losing my gallbladder has made me wussy. (That, and I didn’t sleep well last night.)

Mid-morning, one of the patrons of the outreach location got angry and violent and caused a ruckus. The staff there – the ones in charge of this sort of thing – quickly moved things outdoors and managed to diffuse everything. While this sort of thing doesn’t happen often, it does happen, and the staff are amazing at handling things. The entire place has a non-violence philosophy and it’s truly awesome to see it in practice and action. Seriously.

I didn’t think much of it because it’s not my job to handle these things, it wasn’t directed at me (i.e., I wasn’t involved in it) and the staff were fine without me.

Shortly thereafter, someone came up and said, “Here’s your license plate.” She handed me a mangled-up sheet of metal that yes, in fact, was my license plate. The look on her face, and probably mine, was hilarious. “You might want to go downstairs. That dude is trying to rip your bumper off of your car.”

Wait, what? What dude? And why is he taking umbrage with my bumper?

On getting downstairs and out the door, I came across a scene involving a large number of staff members (and some patrons) pinning a very large screaming man to the ground. Several other people were wandering around with visible wounds and bleeding. And the police arrived shortly thereafter.

Whoah.

My car, missing its license plate (which was still in my hand) was sporting a brand new foot-shaped dent, complete with missing paint. And the rear window had a large boot print on it. The bumper was still attached, at least, and there didn’t appear to be any other damage, save for some scrapes.

The police took my statement, asked some questions, took some photos. They loaded the guy into their car – kicking and screaming, still. They gave me my incident number and, well, that’s that.

Suffice to say, I went home exhausted and perplexed and decided to stay home for the afternoon instead of going to the office.

I’m not angry or mad. I’m just.. tired. It wasn’t anything personal – I know this, without question, for a variety of reasons that I can’t really get into here. This guy wasn’t in good shape and he wasn’t attacking my car, he was just attacking. Same for the innocent bystanders and the staff and whatever else he went after… It wasn’t about them.

I totally should have stayed home in my jammas. So much for easing back into things.

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